I’ve never seen a scientific study to help the theory that your vehicle says one thing about the variety of particular person you are.
That mentioned, if my old, slightly battered Ford Focus doesn’t hold up a mirror to my soul, then practically nothing does.
So what would driving a Nissan Cedric say about you?
Or taking to the college run in a Mitsubishi Mum?
Let’s have a appear at some of the much more oddly-named cars out there and take a guess at the sorts of people who might drive them…
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
Children’s entertainer. Wears a tuxedo (the clown costume wasn’t acquiring sufficient female interest), hangs around the kitchen helping himself to celebration food, loves flirting with the mums. Scares the heck out of the kids. Viewed with deep mistrust by the dads
Renault Le Car
Fag-packet philosopher. Wears a extended overcoat, smokes Gauloises, strokes beard, haunts trendy art galleries. Loves sounding clever, seldom does. Arouses suspicion that he could do with a very good wash
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Nissan Cedric
Mr Middle Management. Has worn the identical suit each and every day for the final 13 years (it is in no way fitted effectively), hangs around the photocopier, loves the thought of a promotion. Struggles to make profitable contributions to workplace banter
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Nissan Gloria
Mrs Middle Management. Wears energy suits, hangs around the CEO’s office, loves speaking down to folks and harbours ambitions to be the boss. Drinks a lot of chardonnay. Weeps in the evening.
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Mitsubishi Active Urban Sandal
Rebellious rich-kid eco-warrior. From a very rich nicely-to-do background but disowns the notion of wealth and privilege. Also hates the concept of working for a living. Devotes her energy to whatever worthy trigger is trendy. Secretly regrets both her tattoos
Mitsubishi Mum
Any individual know what the point of this automobile is, let us know in the comments…
By means of the glovebox: Who drives in a auto like this?
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